For many years, kaizers.no had a fan mail function where you could send in questions directly to Kaizers Orchestra. Kaizers would then go through these questions more or less regularly and answer them - sometimes seriously, sometimes with rather little content, sometimes mostly sarcastic ... but always in an entertaining way!

And since these answers are way too valuable to be lost forever, I dug through all the internet archives to find them again. And starting on September 14, 2016, you will get to read a new - resp. old - batch of answers here twice a week, for a full year. Enjoy!



2004-06-10 18:35:36 - skrev/wrote Sofie:
Janove når du kommer solo kommer du da også til Danmark? Og hvad med skambankt for vi jer at se i Danmark? Håber det meget!!
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Time will show.
2004-06-10 18:34:41 - skrev/wrote Alina:
Hello
I heared Your music in Viva and like it a lot. I try to buy Yours Cd in Poland (I live here) but I couldn't get it anywhere.I would like to buy it very much. Maybe You sell Your cd online anyhow?
Are You goiing to visit Poland in future, or Country near Poland (for exemple Germany, Sweden).
Come to us , I'm sure all polish will love Your music.

Best Regards
Alina
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
We do not have distribution in Poland. Maybe you can buy it at PIAS' web site, they distribute our albums in the GAS area.
2004-06-10 18:30:39 - skrev/wrote Linda:
Hi guys! I saw you on television with your performance from Pinkpop and I saw you in real live at Rock am Ring last weekend. I just want to say one thing: FANTASTIC!!!

But i have one question: do you have cd's or dvd's or whatever out in Holland? I want to buy something, but i can't find it... Please let me know how i can have one of your cd's.

I hope to see you again somewhere in Europe fast! Thanks for the great show. Love Linda
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
You will find our albums anywhere in Holland, and a almost anywhere in Germany. If you don't we'll have to fire our distributors.
2004-06-10 18:27:29 - skrev/wrote cam:
For de som vil ha annen kaizermerch enn de teite solhattene som ligger på farmens sider:
http://www.lo-fi-merchandise.com/catalog/default.php?manufacturers_id=
Finner mye annet kult der og!

(forresten så møtte jeg på død manns tango i en samtidslyrikk-bok i går hehe)
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Ja, de Farmen greiene er no go. Skjer ikke noe der.
2004-06-16 13:29:26 - skrev/wrote :
hej!

Når I nu ikke spiller Midtfyn alligevel, så overvej da Roskilde!!! Selvom I ikke er blevet inviteret betyder det ikke at vi ikke ALLESAMMEN ville betale dobbeltpris hvis I spillede!!!!!!
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Er ikke opp til oss det der vet du. Skandeborg 7 aug. blir vår siste festivalgig i danmark på en stund.
2004-06-16 13:26:45 - skrev/wrote Hamish & Angus Wallace:
Yeah, sorry about the length of that mail... I was kinda drunk when I wrote it... But we'll certainly hold up on your promise about buying us that round... We'll buy you one too...

See you in Scotland, hopefully...

You're such a lovely bunch of yahs :)
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Ya man. We'll look out for you when we break in your contry mate.
2004-06-16 13:25:13 - skrev/wrote Peter:
Hehe, Danmark skal til EM... Det skal Norge ikk...
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Joda, men de skal vel snart hjem igjen også da.
2004-06-16 13:22:55 - skrev/wrote :
Det var jo en så godt konserten på Rock am Ring den siste fredag, tusen takk for det! (Sorry, my norwegian got so rusty...)
I have to say, you really were the best live band - again(maybe except the Toten Hosen). There is always so much power and fun when you are on stage. I felt so bad for you guys, when it started to rain and everybody was leaving around 1pm. They didn't know what they would miss - jerks and partypoopers. Hope you were not too disappointed and we will see you next year on the main stage.
Rock on
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
The singer in Rammstein was at Mono, Oslo the other night I just remembered. How weird is that?
2004-06-16 13:19:55 - skrev/wrote :
Er det ikke fri aldersgrense den 11.september, heller?
Nederlag på nederlag! Stinker å være 17.
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Nei du vet, peanuthjerneforbundet der. Får kanskje kjørt en ekstra dagen før for sånne som deg.
2004-06-16 13:17:45 - skrev/wrote :
de bildene inni ompa til du dør coveret, hvor er de tatt?
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
En gammel gravlund i Bergen, mellom jernbanen og Kalmarveien der.
2004-06-16 13:16:21 - skrev/wrote Pipaluk:
Hej Kaizers.

Det her er nok mest til Terje, hvad skete der lige for dine bukser idag? Ikke nok med, at knæerne på dine bukser var grønne, så var dine bukser også gået meget i stykker et... Øh... Ja... Særligt sted... Hvad havde du egentlig lavet? Det har vel ikke noget med spillet Twister at gøre?

Og Janove, jeg tænkte lige på, om du tilfældigvis havde set Golden League Atletik fra Bergen igår? Det var så sandelig et smukt tre-springs-tilløb du lavede i dag.

Ellers tak for en, som forventet, fantastisk koncert...

Kom snart til Århus igen, vi savner jer.
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Ehh... hæ?
2004-06-16 13:12:23 - skrev/wrote Jonas:
I can tell you, that Rock Am Ring gig was one of the greatest I ever saw at that place. If you're back next year, then I'll ask my 45000 friends to go and see you to make the last 0 complete. Looking forward!

Jonas
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
If that is a promise, we'll be there!
2004-06-16 13:11:16 - skrev/wrote Ghassan:
Hi Kaizers, I'm very glad to have discoverd you through you two albums Very nice.
I'm living in Switzerland, near Lausanne, and I'm wondering when you will come to play in our country. It will be a pleasure to see you, even if I don't speak yet norvegian.

Best regards, and a long life to Kaizers Orchestra.


Ghassan
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
We are doing ST. Gallen Open Air and Outer now in the beginning of july man!
2004-06-16 13:10:01 - skrev/wrote erik stuurwold:
yooooooh man,

You really created new style.......like it!!!!! Too bad no original cd's in the netherlands. Cool style, like your language. good luck, next year pinkpop again????? i hope so.....You've got a new fan.
greeetttzzzzz erik
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
The albums ARE out in Holland! Right!?
2004-06-16 13:09:01 - skrev/wrote Olaug Vilde:
janove, ka i hel..... har skjedd med håret ditt? det e jo gråååått!
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Mange bekymringer og høye toner vet du.
2004-06-16 13:08:09 - skrev/wrote boris & vladimir:
ja, nå va det altså siste skoledag for 2tea på haugaland vg. skole. i ett helt år nå har det lange storfriminuttet blitt mer innholdsrikt på grunn av dere. i mangfoldige friminutt har klasserommets pc blitt okkupert for å skrive koslige fanpost til dere. kanskje har dere merket dere at en stor del av fanposten som kommer inn mellom klokka hall tolv og tolv på ukedagene er signert de mest ekstreme navnekombinasjoner? nevner kjell kjartan, trond gunnar, per johnny++++ men men, takk for et innholdsrikt år og ha en god sommer fri for useriøs fanpost!
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Endelig! Neidå. Koselig at dere følger med. Sommerklemz fra Kaizers.
2004-06-16 13:06:09 - skrev/wrote Stefanie:
Davs Kaizers.

Fedt, at se Jer igen i Silkeborg. Dejligt, at få en autograf af Killmaster og Janove..! Fantastisk.!
Mange tak forresten *S*

Tænkte på, om I havde planer om, at lave en DVD.?

Ses i Aarhus d. 7. sep.

Peace Out...

Hilsen Stefanie
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Har planer om å lage dvd i forbindelse med neste album/turné. Og ja, vi skal gjøre det skikkelig.
2004-06-16 13:02:32 - skrev/wrote Isabell:
Hey!
I can't speak english that good,but I'll try my best...;o)
I saw your performance at Rock am Ring in Germany.I nerver heard suck kind of music.It inspired me,carried me along and made me wanna dance.I didn't care about my wet,cold back,I only wanted to see this perfect show and I just want to thank you for this experience.Go on like that,you'll be very successful in future..I know..
Good Luck,your new Fan Isabell
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Thank you, but we want to be successful now please.
2004-06-16 13:01:05 - skrev/wrote Michaela:
Hej Kaizers.

Under jeres koncert d. 12, kom jeg til at tænke på om det ikke kan være rimelig skræmmende at der er nogen som har jeres navne til at stå overalt og at der er nogle som gå amok bare for at røre ved jer?

Nå, men ville egentlig bare takke for koncerten, det var et glædeligt gensyn fra min side.

Tak.
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Takk for at du deler av din visdom Sokrates. Mange rare ting i verden, sikkert og visst.
2004-06-16 12:59:18 - skrev/wrote H:
Kan dere ikke bråke litt mer igjen på det nye albumet? Sånn som på Ompa? Det var gøy.
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Nix. Fra nå av blir det adult contemporary AM rock. Vi har blitt voksne.
2004-06-16 12:54:02 - skrev/wrote Jannicke:
Dere har vel planer om å overgå konserten dere hadde i Februar, når dere spiller siste konserten i Norge på lang tid 11. Sept??
Noen hint til hva vi kan vente oss denne gangen?? ;)
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Vi kommer utelukkende til å spille CC Cowboys covere faktisk. Hint nok eller?
2004-06-16 12:50:59 - skrev/wrote :
gi me litt oversikt nå... hvem har ansvar for de merch-greiene? om noen har slutta så bør vel det ikke gå utover kjøperne. jeg vil ha musikken jeg har kjøpt.
=(
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Det er Remo og Farmen sitt bord. Vi tar over på sikt, og da blir det stell på ting, men nå er det dead man walking på den fronten.
2004-06-16 12:48:44 - skrev/wrote Nysgjerrig Per:
Hva gjorde bandbussen deres utafor Rockefeller på søndagen da? He-he..
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Man LEIER bandbusser. Det du tror er vår bandbuss er et annet band på turné som har leid buss fra noen vi har leid av en gang, get it? Faen det er tungt å lære dere opp folkens, men vi får vel belønning et vakkert sted til slutt, så det er vel verdt det.
2004-06-16 12:45:11 - skrev/wrote :
hvor er det blitt av remo? mannen svarer jo ikke.
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Nobody knows. Tror han har slutta.
2004-06-16 12:44:35 - skrev/wrote Vera Wyes:
hello, how can I buy
an album from Kaizers Orchestra in
Germany ?

thanks very much

Vera / Germany /
Moenchengladbach
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Music stores could be a good place to start looking. Auto shops would be a good second. Dentists probably only have the Kurt Nilsen album. Otherwise we don't know.
2004-06-22 16:51:40 - skrev/wrote udfiw:
Hva er målgruppen deres?
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
mordi.
2004-06-22 16:50:04 - skrev/wrote :
plata til janove ottesen, kommer den til høsten eller mer sånn årsskiftet 04/05?
man har hørt så mye meget forskjellig. men man gler seg jo.
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Høsten. Oktober en gang.
2004-06-22 16:49:28 - skrev/wrote carline:
To all the dutch people here who can't find the albums (seem to be quite a lot here recently) - any DECENT record store should have them (or should be able to order them), otherwise go to Plato, Boudisque or Concerto in Amsterdam or Plato in Utrecht... that stores i'm pretty sure of... :)
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Yepp. Check it out.
2004-06-22 16:48:40 - skrev/wrote et spm:
Hvorfor har dere denne fanpost-tjenesten?
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Det lurer egentlig vi også på. Legger vel på is igjen til høsten tenker vi.
2004-06-22 16:46:46 - skrev/wrote jerzz:
did you know your liveshows are on http://3voor12.vpro.nl/3voor12/groups/index.jsp?groups=10206781

I bought your cd's after the gig ya had on pinkpop, although i don't understand a word I like the feel you give in your music :P
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
no
2004-06-22 16:46:26 - skrev/wrote david roks:
Hi guys

I saw you at rock am ring, and I am very impressed of your performance. It astonished me!

I share the meaning that there were not many people, but the concert was very late at the evening, and is was bad weather. Moloko and N.E.R.D. were at alterstage at the same time at other days, and their croud was simulary to yours. So compliments

so afterall. I think that you should watch back to this show with lot's of pleasure.
And you have a couple of fans in Holland extra

Ciao

david
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Cool. Thanx. We did have a good time.
2004-06-22 16:44:44 - skrev/wrote luxus:
Drammen i fjor skulle være den siste i Norge, sa dere.

Men så spilte dere her i september, desember, februar, april, pluss enda seks konserter i sommer før det har gått et helt år siden drammen.

Dere virker ikke særlig troverdige da, akkurat.

Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Alt du trenger å vite kjære deg, er at denne gangen stemmer det.

dette presterte dere å si for en stund siden. men nå skal dere spille på rockefeller 11 september. hmmm
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Idiot. Er jo den konserten vi snakker om, som blir den siste på et drøyt år. Catch up please.
2004-06-22 16:42:19 - skrev/wrote Mikkel Tiedt:
HOLD KÆFT HVOR I SPARKER RØV!!!!!!!! :-)

Mikkel Tiedt - København
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Rockanroll!!
2004-06-22 16:41:12 - skrev/wrote :
Ville bare kommentere; Rockestjerner er tøffest om de er litt grå i håret!
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Enig.

Sjakalen
2004-06-22 16:40:31 - skrev/wrote :
Spørsmål;Hva syns dere om Goo men?
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
De ruler. Vinner Fight Club i morgen.
2004-06-22 16:39:30 - skrev/wrote :
Den konserten i stavanger utendørs- Må man kjøpe billett, eller hva er greia liksom?
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Tror det er gratis glede det der, så bare kom og bruk pengene dine på seilbåtomvisning du.
2004-06-22 16:38:18 - skrev/wrote Anne:
Hey Kaizers Orchestra,
I saw you guys at Rock am Ring, and you were AWESOME, i didn't even notice the rain and the cold! I can't believe i missed you in Nijmegen. Will you be coming to Holland again soon? I really hope so!
Anne
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Oh yeh. We'll tell you when we know.
2004-06-24 19:19:32 - skrev/wrote mordi:
http://www.rockpalast.de/konzerte/2004/rock_am_ring/bilder/kaizers_orchestra.gif

Kanskje lurt å skrive riktig når man skal advare folk...?
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Åkei.
2004-06-22 16:35:30 - skrev/wrote Jezz de Jong:
I think your show on Pinkpop was great. A few months before Pinkpop I first heard of Kaizers Orchestra. I immediately fell in love with the music. When I heard you were coming to Pinkpop, I was really happy. The performance was really fantastic.

But a few days ago I read you are coming to Holland again, in Tivoli the 18th of August. I really want to go there, but Lowlands begins the 20th of August. So my question: Will you be on Lowlands this year?

Greets, Jezz
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
So far we have not heard from lowlands, so we'll probably not play there.
2004-06-22 16:33:58 - skrev/wrote Remi:
hello,

i just wanted to tell you something.

i went to a cd shop and seached through the posters. and i found your tour poster. i realy liked the art so i took it home.
after a wile i went to a other cd shop and just looked aroud. then my eye noticed a cover that looked acacly like the poster i have. so i bought it. and well now i'm sort of a fan of your music.

greetings Remi
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
You've come a long way baby.
2004-06-22 16:32:13 - skrev/wrote umyndig person:
seriøst at dere kanskje skal ha en konsert i oslo uten aldersgrense? eller ble dette bare sagt for å irritere oss under 18?
Og vi svarte / And we answered:
Er så himla humor å erte dere unge ser du. Neida, kanskje vi gjør en kids konsert, men er jo ikke vits i viss det bare kommer 100 mann for eksempel.
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